Bear Butt Double Parachute Camping Hammock - Outdoor Gear

$ 35.97 $ 59.99

Brand: Bear Butt

Color: Click "Buy Now" to see additional color options.

Features:

  • DOUBLE PERSON BACKPACKING HAMMOCKS WILL FIT AND HOLD A LARGE GRIZZLY BEAR.. Fits a small baby up to Shaquille O'neal(if you don't know who that is, don't buy our outdoor hammocks) 10' x 6' legally bound to say it holds up to 500 pounds but we have tested for over 900 pounds and it fits 2 people comfortably(not just business class comfortable but first class comfortable)
  • SUPER LIGHTWEIGHT, SMALL, COMPACT, STRONG FOR EASY TRAVEL, CAMPING & SET UP Fits in attached stuff sack and weighs about 1 pound. We tested these nylon camping hammocks with a Lion and they didn't rip or tear. So ultralight and small that my 8 month old baby thinks it's a stuffed animal.
  • COLLEGE STUDENT, HIPSTERS, NON HIPSTERS, GRANDMAS, CAMPER ENTHUSIASTS & AVERAGE JOES AND JOSEPHINES are hanging, chilling, resting, sleeping, reading, shooting 6 point deer, cuddling in the new Bear Butt Backpaking Hammocks
  • WHY WOULD I BUY FROM A COMPANY CALLED BEAR BUTT? WHO IS BEAR BUTT? We aren't the big superstar company that will constantly ignore you and treat you like another "dollar dollar bill." We are a 5 man NBA All star team working our BARE BUTT's off to provide you with real customer service. We hook it up with coupons, contests, tips/tricks, a listening ear and someone to play catch with.
  • IF YOU ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH DOUBLE TRAVEL HAMMOCK TO BUY OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF HAMMOCKS ON AMAZON.. We like to make things easy. That is why we have a WAY TOO EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE. This is what it is. If you don't like your hammock, if a lion rips it, or whatever, we'll instantly, no questions asked, refund your money and you can keep the hammock. It's a promise and we don't lie.

Details: Start Up Company, Bear Butt Team
Yup that's right folks Michael & Dylan are two average joes "shaking the freakin eagle out of it nest."
As part of our START UP birthday celebration we are giving all of out team members (you) a Birthday
Gift! Just respond to one of our emails and we will send you the gift. Also a great way to find out more
about us, our story, sweet coupons, free prizes - Find us on SnapChat search BearButtTeam

So Many Hammocks To Choose From...
There are a lot of camping hammocks to choose from! We try to make things easy on your with the
best Hammocks out there and a WAY TOO EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE WITH REAL CUSTOMER
SERVICE.
Take a look at our reviews and be part of the team

Coupons For Daaaaaaaays...
Nothing gets me more stoked than coupons! Well anytime you purchase one of our products simply
respond to one of our emails that we send you and we will give you a coupon for your next purchase.
(That is how we get friends, we buy them)

Way Too Easy Money Back Promise...
Our promise is that our product is just as great, better or the bestest out there and we back it with
our crazy promise. For example if you get little Charlie a hammock for his birthday and he says "Hey
auntie, I hate hammocks" you will probably want to punch him (so mean of you) but what you should
do is contact us and say "Hey Bear Butt Team Specialist, I want a refund." And poof we will give you
your money refund within 6 hrs and you can keep the hammock. Yea you can keep the freakin hammock

Just be warned, as a Start Up Company it can be hard for us to keep our inventory in stock in the
beginning until we get a good capital flow. If you see it available, buy now!

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